loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

nightlocke-d:

Arda $25 (or $50) Certificate Giveaway!
This is a good Karma/Follower appreciation giveaway. The prize is an Arda Certificate for $25. I am not requiring people to follow me, but if the winner is a follower, I will send a $50 certificate code. 
I hope one lucky winner will be able to make good use of it! 
Rules
You don’t need to be following me. But if the winner is following me, I will send $50 instead a $25 code.
Reblogs only
If for some reason this post messes up the notes, I will choose the winner from my follower pool.
If you are under 18, ask for your parents’ permission to reblog this (I don’t want awkward situations)
Do not reblog to giveaway sideblogs (aka blogs ONLY used for the purpose of reblogging giveaway posts.)
Have your inbox open so I can message you if you win!
The winner will be picked at random (Using a randomizer). If he or she doesn’t reply within the first 24 hours of being contacted, a new winner will be chosen.
This will not require shipping. I will send the code through Tumblr message. 
Giveaway ends Friday August 1st AT 10PM CENTRAL

nightlocke-d:

  • Arda $25 (or $50) Certificate Giveaway!

This is a good Karma/Follower appreciation giveaway. The prize is an Arda Certificate for $25. I am not requiring people to follow me, but if the winner is a follower, I will send a $50 certificate code. 

I hope one lucky winner will be able to make good use of it! 

Rules

  • You don’t need to be following me. But if the winner is following me, I will send $50 instead a $25 code.
  • Reblogs only
  • If for some reason this post messes up the notes, I will choose the winner from my follower pool.
  • If you are under 18, ask for your parents’ permission to reblog this (I don’t want awkward situations)
  • Do not reblog to giveaway sideblogs (aka blogs ONLY used for the purpose of reblogging giveaway posts.)
  • Have your inbox open so I can message you if you win!
  • The winner will be picked at random (Using a randomizer). If he or she doesn’t reply within the first 24 hours of being contacted, a new winner will be chosen.
  • This will not require shipping. I will send the code through Tumblr message. 
  • Giveaway ends Friday August 1st AT 10PM CENTRAL

prozdvoices:

said:

Will you please try to voice act the old Batman comic “Batman’s Boner?” I swear that is the real title of the comic. you can find it on jokeindex or superdickery.

I remember the first time I saw this collection of panels on Superdickery, I was in hysterics.

Read along here.

localnativity:

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash